Shoot The Runner
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (22:50):
what else can you say?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (22:50):
Scroll up and look.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (22:51):
what are you here for, you stupid fuck?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (22:51):
Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:00):
damn you!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:00):
Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:00):
fuck you!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:00):
Let's talk about something else.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:01):
you're dumb!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:01):
Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:01):
you sound like acb, and he was a pretentious snob!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:01):
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:01):
you obnoxious!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:01):
I don't know how to answer that.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:30):
how did fuck come about?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:30):
Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words...
Grow UP.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:30):
nooo, you grow up!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:30):
I don't know how to answer that.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:30):
how was fuck discovered?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:30):
Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Love, Hate and Rubber Duckies says (23:30):
really?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (23:31):
Yeah. That's right.
What I learnt today: Shakespeare cussed a lot.
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Today, Shar and I bumped into Mr Lim (aka Mr G aka Glim) and the first thing that came to my mind was "Damn. He's taller than I remembered" so I looked down to see if he was wearing heeled dress shoes. Nope, adidas sneakers. Meh. Maybe I'm getting shorter.
I digress.
Anyway, catching up with him led to us spouting silly stories from work and assorted random stuff and we all had a good laugh (at least I think he did too). Shar enjoyed laughing so much, she pushed me so she could occupy more space laughing, probably.
Mr Lim: So how's life?
Me: Oh. I quit my job at a mobile gym for kids. I hate kids!
Mr Lim: How long did you last, 2 days?
Me: Omg how did you know?
Freaky.
Anyway, after that, Shar and I went on to exchange horror stories who poop / pee in class. Like seriously, how can anyone stand teaching right? So I asked him,
Me: I've always wanted to ask a teacher this. How do you stand teaching?
Mr Lim: Well, for one, you guys don't poop in class.
Sharlene had a good laugh at this one. I almost fell into the grass patch nearby.
Oh and there's one more. Went something like this...
Me: So I had to bring them to the toilet on like, the first day! And when I gave a boy a tissue, he just threw it into the toilet, and pulled up!
Shar: You didn't have to wipe his butt?
Mr Lim: Are you saying she's an asswipe?
MEGA-LOLZ. (Digression. OH JAMIE, HOW COULD YOU HAVE HOPPED ONTO A RANDOM BUS TO THE FREAKING ESPLANADE!!!)
Kinda makes me wish I was back in his class again. I'll take them, even with the multiple detentions. They were kinda sorta fun.
Speaking of school, I think I'll go Far.
Wah, bad pun.
Ok btw, my new crush is Mike Nader from Melee, He Who Smiles Anytime and Everytime You See Him On Their Music Videos, So Much So You Think He Might Be Retarded, But Still Cute.
3rd guy from left!
Gawd, I'm so fickle-minded. Bdenbaby who?
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8:24 pmWhy does everyone like Melee now?
hahahah the only song i know is built to last! and i like it- so yay to that! hhahah
I think the lead singer in mutemath is way cuter! ;)
ooh i relief taught last time and i tell you, the only thing that kept me going was the pay!i still have no love for kids! i think its a mutual thing!
Sorry i always type comments here, i cant seem to find the tagboard!
vit!
9:16 pm
HAHAHAHA.
Omggg yay hi 5! Kids are pesky, lah.
No lah, it's not like everyone likes Melee now, more like the interest in Melee is being revived because they just came down here to perform at Singfest. And I don't think the Mutemath lead singer is way cuter! But he's not bad looking, I agree (:
It's okay, keep on commenting here. It's fine both ways :D
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