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OMFG I need to go on a diet.
Just about half an hour ago, my 2nd sister said that I've really started to put on weight because my tummy's showing. Yeah, well that's only to be expected! I've been jobless and doing nothing save sleeping and watching Prison Break reruns online and doing enough housework to keep my mum sufficiently nag-free.
But this cannot continue! I need to lose a couple of inches (hell, maybe even more) off my waistline and if this means I'll lose some boobass, I don't mind. Just so long the tummy's flat again, WO QIU QIU NI.
Ergo from now on, I'm gonna revert to my only fish and vegetables diet. In that period where Shar and I were PETA crazy because the men of our lives (it was Jared Leto and Milo Ventimiglia respectively) were vegan so we tried cutting back on meat which resulted in the loss of a couple of kilos and a couple of weeks with a nice trim tummy, which were awesome. Hopefully that'll work again.
Or maybe I should try the Purple Diet. Heck, if Mariah can get back into shape, so can I!
I think.

Good riddance, fat ass and tummy!
Just about half an hour ago, my 2nd sister said that I've really started to put on weight because my tummy's showing. Yeah, well that's only to be expected! I've been jobless and doing nothing save sleeping and watching Prison Break reruns online and doing enough housework to keep my mum sufficiently nag-free.
But this cannot continue! I need to lose a couple of inches (hell, maybe even more) off my waistline and if this means I'll lose some boobass, I don't mind. Just so long the tummy's flat again, WO QIU QIU NI.
Ergo from now on, I'm gonna revert to my only fish and vegetables diet. In that period where Shar and I were PETA crazy because the men of our lives (it was Jared Leto and Milo Ventimiglia respectively) were vegan so we tried cutting back on meat which resulted in the loss of a couple of kilos and a couple of weeks with a nice trim tummy, which were awesome. Hopefully that'll work again.
Or maybe I should try the Purple Diet. Heck, if Mariah can get back into shape, so can I!
I think.

Good riddance, fat ass and tummy!
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