Far Out

Alright, so apparently eating a certain cookie increases one's boob size.

That's a whole load of hogwash like I've never heard.

So I was surfing the shopping sites on livejournal just today in the office (yeah, I skipped lunch to do this, how pathétique) only to stumble upon this veryveryvery intriguing spree for...

F CUP COOKIES!

See Boobkies.

F Cup!
F CUP??/?//
Now why would any girl want an F cup for? Clothes don't look very good on women who are too busty.

It's an insane proposition (speaking of which, I just realised proposition has another meaning I wasn't aware of - check out numbah 3) but still, I'm gonna bookmark that page. I simply need to know how many girls (or boys buying for their partners) will sign up for that spree.

I wonder if the spree organiser will require the customers to give testimonials for 'em cookies.
I can just see it now...

"I was a measly 32AA but now I'm a 34F! F for Fantastic and F for F*ing!"
(insert Before / After pictures)
Roaring hit, fo' sho.

So yeah, my point is - Are those cookies halal?

Kidding!
Hahahahahahahahahaa... Okay, omg lame laaaaaame LAME.
Ugh, work has made my already very juvenile brand of humour worse.

On a sidenote, university applications are so troublesomeeeee plz.
I'm gonna bug my boss to fill out the appraisal form for me too, WOOTS.

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