One Hit Wonder!
She had runaway eyes and marshmallow kittens.
My heart heard a dream like ten thousand gay mittens.
She turned the clock around, and boy was I smitten.
She caught me on the way to see green lizards shittin.
I woke up the next morning hoping yesterday would stay
It was two miles to heaven which was ten miles away.
I couldn't pretend I wasn't being real.
She had the heart of a lima bean and garbanzos of steel.
Oooh oooh garbanzo's of steel!
Oooh oooh do you think they are real?
Gaaarrbaaanzoes of steeeel!
Gaaarrbaaanzoes of steeeel!
EVERYBODYYY!
MAJOR MEGALOLZ, PLEASE.
Oooh but there's more!
My mind wandered canals of bananas, so flacid.
For her love was tainted like a brainfart on acid.
Feels like a hurricane tearing up my soul
Your love is like cholesterol, ooooh cholesterol!
And my fave suggested lines so far must be these: -
If you won't leave me alone,
I'll find someone who will.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
There's a hole in the mattress,
And I'll meet you in the spring..
Don't let the screen door hit you,
Where the good lord split you.
I could go on, but then I'd have to kill myself.
Seriously, Scott Addams and his followers are da shiz.
I love you like goat on mountain.
My heart heard a dream like ten thousand gay mittens.
She turned the clock around, and boy was I smitten.
She caught me on the way to see green lizards shittin.
I woke up the next morning hoping yesterday would stay
It was two miles to heaven which was ten miles away.
I couldn't pretend I wasn't being real.
She had the heart of a lima bean and garbanzos of steel.
Oooh oooh garbanzo's of steel!
Oooh oooh do you think they are real?
Gaaarrbaaanzoes of steeeel!
Gaaarrbaaanzoes of steeeel!
EVERYBODYYY!
MAJOR MEGALOLZ, PLEASE.
Oooh but there's more!
My mind wandered canals of bananas, so flacid.
For her love was tainted like a brainfart on acid.
Feels like a hurricane tearing up my soul
Your love is like cholesterol, ooooh cholesterol!
And my fave suggested lines so far must be these: -
If you won't leave me alone,
I'll find someone who will.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
There's a hole in the mattress,
And I'll meet you in the spring..
Don't let the screen door hit you,
Where the good lord split you.
I could go on, but then I'd have to kill myself.
Seriously, Scott Addams and his followers are da shiz.
I love you like goat on mountain.
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