Rock the vote
After what seemed like monkey years of studying, I gave myself a much-deserved treat and went online.
Watched 'Heroes' (again! :D), gazed fondly at my boyfriend(s)' pictures and read celebrity gossip blogs.
The following image tickled me no end, yet at the same time, left me a teeny wee disturbed.

For the benefit of those who can't see the print, it says
This is a joke, right?
Right?
My elders have always told me, time and again, that education is the best way to a bright future.
So I study my ass off, taking note that
-a Mohorovicic discontinuity is the junction between the Earth's crust and the mantle where Seismic waves are modified (I didn't refer to the notes! =D)
-negative externalities refer to costs borne by the third party who are not directly involved with the consumption/production of goods. (I checked the notes lest I make a fool out of myself)
-Sylvia Plath's depression makes for intriguing poetry
-don't step on the 50% landmine for the viewpoint continuum for GP!!!
I laboured over academic concerns because it was drilled upon me that good grades are the ticket to success and plus, it just looks better on the cert. (I'm all for visual aesthetics!)
Then I saw that most ridiculous thing on the Britney Spears website and just thought
"Bloody hell!"
I was surprised, which is quite a mean feat considering her 'Look Ma, no panties" and of course, the infamous hair-shaving incident. Her wacky antics led me to believe there's nothing this girl-woman can do to take me by surprise.
"Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like"???
Funny, look who's asking.
And oh, the irony of lumping "Dignity" and "Integrity" into the same list.
All this is happening and I am cooped at home poring over hydrologic processes and balance of payments.
Which brings this question to mind - "How does whatever I'm learning right now (market price determination) help me in choosing a possible new album title for Britney? This is what the real world's asking!!"
It's a tough call, and I'm torn between the first and second choice, but I'll have to go for the former.
It just sounds so absurd.
And think of all the hype it would create!
Hooray, entertainment for mere mortals such as you and I.
p/s. "Dignity" is the name of the new Hilary Duff album. Can 2 artistes share the same album title? Won't that confuse buyers?
pp/s. Maybe she's gonna get people to think up of titles for her songs next. I'd get a decent grade for exams if a question like that was posed to me.
ppp/s. I keep thinking that if the title "What if the joke's on you" is chosen, she'll put up recordings of herself giggling and laughing, confirming that yes, the joke is on us.
Worst part is, she'll get money from sales of the CD and it might just debut on the top of the Billboard charts.
I don't underestimate the power of die-hard Britney fans.
Watched 'Heroes' (again! :D), gazed fondly at my boyfriend(s)' pictures and read celebrity gossip blogs.
The following image tickled me no end, yet at the same time, left me a teeny wee disturbed.

For the benefit of those who can't see the print, it says
You'll Never See It My Way, Because You're Not Me (Thank God)
Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.
Possible Album Titles:
1.Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2.What If The Joke Is On You
3.Down boy
4.Integrity
5.Dignity
This is a joke, right?
Right?
My elders have always told me, time and again, that education is the best way to a bright future.
So I study my ass off, taking note that
-a Mohorovicic discontinuity is the junction between the Earth's crust and the mantle where Seismic waves are modified (I didn't refer to the notes! =D)
-negative externalities refer to costs borne by the third party who are not directly involved with the consumption/production of goods. (I checked the notes lest I make a fool out of myself)
-Sylvia Plath's depression makes for intriguing poetry
-don't step on the 50% landmine for the viewpoint continuum for GP!!!
I laboured over academic concerns because it was drilled upon me that good grades are the ticket to success and plus, it just looks better on the cert. (I'm all for visual aesthetics!)
Then I saw that most ridiculous thing on the Britney Spears website and just thought
"Bloody hell!"
I was surprised, which is quite a mean feat considering her 'Look Ma, no panties" and of course, the infamous hair-shaving incident. Her wacky antics led me to believe there's nothing this girl-woman can do to take me by surprise.
"Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like"???
Funny, look who's asking.
And oh, the irony of lumping "Dignity" and "Integrity" into the same list.
All this is happening and I am cooped at home poring over hydrologic processes and balance of payments.
Which brings this question to mind - "How does whatever I'm learning right now (market price determination) help me in choosing a possible new album title for Britney? This is what the real world's asking!!"
It's a tough call, and I'm torn between the first and second choice, but I'll have to go for the former.
It just sounds so absurd.
And think of all the hype it would create!
Hooray, entertainment for mere mortals such as you and I.
p/s. "Dignity" is the name of the new Hilary Duff album. Can 2 artistes share the same album title? Won't that confuse buyers?
pp/s. Maybe she's gonna get people to think up of titles for her songs next. I'd get a decent grade for exams if a question like that was posed to me.
ppp/s. I keep thinking that if the title "What if the joke's on you" is chosen, she'll put up recordings of herself giggling and laughing, confirming that yes, the joke is on us.
Worst part is, she'll get money from sales of the CD and it might just debut on the top of the Billboard charts.
I don't underestimate the power of die-hard Britney fans.
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