Far Out

Yesterday, I went out with the family and Mira for dinner - Ayam Penyet!
I personally thought the dish was overrated, the chicken was kinda good, the rice was so-so and overall it was just okay but I don't understand the hype surrounding it.
"Ayam penyet power!"
I beg to differ.
Tell you Ayam Penyet sellers what.
If you truly want your dish to sell well, hire good looking waiters.
I guarantee bustling business, with a lot of regulars (young, shallow teenage girls and maybe a few desperado makciks here and there)
Make this your motto - "Pompuan gatal suka lelaki panas!" and your business will also be panas.
You gain, I gain, we all gain!

After dinner, we proceeded straight home by lorry.
Apparently Mira has never gotten on one (let's all go "Eh eh jakon nye dia...") so we had the privilege of letting her experience her first lorry ride.
Peeeeek-chers!


Taken on the mrt



Ice ice (kachang) baby...




No shots of Mira and I cause she deleted them, which was a pity, cause I thought my hair looked darn fine in them, dammit.

Oh wells.
Till the next time then!

Love,
Gadis Hangat (Hot Girl)

p/s. Ketawa, ketawa! Jangan tak ketawa! :P

pp/s. My friend (Shimah) and I are looking for random but preferably good-looking boys aged 18-30 (or maybe up to 40 if you are as dapper and charming as Depp and Clooney) to be placard holders who will be involved in our Operation "Kal Ho Naa Ho" mission.
Any takers?
Interested parties will email us at we-love-kantaben@suratpanas.kom
We await your reply, you hunks! (No mats nor bengs allowed, sorry)

Like finally.
Blogger, which was being an anal retentive, has ceased to be such a major pain in the you-know-where and is allowing me to blog.

Sports meet on 180507 was sooooo hyper!
The class gals and I cheered for the people we wanted to cheer for (be it eye candy, teachers or the undeserving class dudes hurhur).
Some tall guy sprayed my hair blonde just 'cause he was taller and able to spray those horrible chemicals onto my crowning glory.
I turned into a 'golden monkey' minah for a period of time then and got a wink from a random mat biker. Scary siot.
We won 2nd for the 2000m fartlek race for girls! Yaaaaaaaaay!
Xinyi was such a sexy banana mascot.
I'll never look at a plate of banana split the same way again.






Cookieboy aka Umar is childish 'cause he threw those bits of rubber in the girls' direction (which kena me!) and agreed with Simon that I was horny.
I'm not!
I don't watch animal porn, or any other types of porn, for that matter!
Simon says - That game outdated already, lah!
'Simon lies' would be a more accurate and updated version of the game.

On another note,
I think I'm happy they're together again?

Online shopping is rad.

The whole lit student body from my school will be watching the play on The Tragedy of King Lear, starring Ian McKellen. Ain't that just raddddd.

I wanna see the part where Lear runs in the buff.
Curious pulak, seh.

It's pretty evident I'm gonna blog like a minah today (hang on a sec, do minahs even blog?) so readers who aren't familiar with Malay pasar lingo won't be able to comprehend the paragraphs that follow, save for the last few ones.

Why am I blogging, Minah-style?
My inner Minah is just fighting to get out, I have to purge myself of this.

Anyway, in a nutshell, I'll be ranting about a certain acquaintance of mine.
I just have to do this, her silly actions simply ticked me off.

Eeeee.
Si bangsat tu dah buang kau ke tepi and pijak kau machiam cockroach abih kau masih nak syok sendiri kat dia.

Abih ada lagi satu hal aku nak tanye kau ah.

Kitorang yang confront kau dulu, kau tak nak terima kasih kat kitorang.
Ape nak jadi, beb?
Kau tak nak cakap thank you kat aku, takpe lah, heran tak heran eh, goyang tak goyang oh.
Tapi kau tak nak berterima kasih kat kawan kawan kau yang lain tu yang naik berang tengok si karat buatkan kau machiam budak bodoh.
Eh aku ingatkan, kalau kau takde kawan machiam diorang, kau sorang2 dlm kelas tu lah.

Lagi satu benda.
Kau jangan nak step thank you thank you kat si karat tu kat blog kau.
Kau ingat dia baca? (Haha aku buat gini pun actually kau tak baca kan? Tapi ini buat suka suka aku nak gelak geli gelaman)
Sorry ah sikit, dia simple english pun tak paham paham.
Sebab tu aku kasi dia nickname "eh-ke-nay-tak-kene-mengene" coz dia punya cakap tak kene mengene langsung dgn apa org lain cakap.
Sumpah, tu hari dia step buat word sendiri - "frawn".

Aaaanyway, actually aku tau machiam mana otak kau jalan.
Kau nak hold on kat si karat tu sebab kau ingat takde laki lain nak dgn kau.
Sebab kau low self esteem with body weight issues kankankan?
Actually kau ni muka boleh tahan lah, aku terus terang dengan kau, beb.
Serious, sumpah.
Heheh cuma gemuk sikit je.
Sooo, kau pegi lah buat PC, jangan ponteng ponteng slalu, nanti makin gemuk.
Sape susah?
Kau jugak susah.... nak cari laki - (Kata mutiara mak aku, jangan main-main. I love you bu!)

Okay, back to what I was talking about.
Exam dah nak dekat, kau masih nak stuck kat dunia fantasy kau dengan kau punye
not so Tall, very very very Dark, and NOT AT ALL HANDSOME prince charming wakakakaka!!!
Tolong lah sikit. Snap outta it!
Nanti bila kau fail test, kau buat muka selenge + sememeh = apa nak buat nasib badan
kind of expresion.

I know you are stupid at times, but surely not that stupid kankanKAN?
Si minah-minah lain kat dalam geng kita semua budak pandai.
Satu top in geog, lagi satu top in econs, lagi satu pandai main piano and english dia bagus (better than you HOKAY)
(Aku tak suka cara kau asyik nak correct dia punye verbal mistakes. Aku boleh naik frust menonggeng sia! Suka hati dia and kitorang lah kalau nak cakap Singlish! Kau ingat kau banyak bagus dalam English? Boleh pegi telan dah.)
Anyway, back to academics.
Like I said, kawan kitorang tu budak pandai and aku dah banyak benefit from hanging out with them.
I dunno why you're still like that.
Mungkin sebab kepala kau dah full dengan The Darkness (LOL!!!) sampai kau tak leh dapat enlightenment.
Like someone once said (and you know this someone)
"You must seek enlightenment where you lack in content!"
So toloooooonglah.
Aku harap kau study betul betul.

Kalau tak, kau macam gini...
Kau tak leh retake a levels sebab kau fail tak rabak sangat.
Abih kau dah malas nak belajar sebab kau malu.
So kau nak cari kerja tapi kerja yang kau dapat cume toilet cleaner je.
Kau cuba nak masuk singing competition auditions sebab kau ingat suara kau power, tapi actually macam tahi minyak je, so kau kena rejected banyak kali so kau jadi toilet cleaner balik.
Then, kau fall in love dengan bangla tempat kerje kau
lpas tu kau pregnant then kau jadi mak then bila anak kau growing up, kau tak leh tolong dia buat homework sebab kat sekolah kau tak pay attn kat cakap cikgu.
Then kan, laki bangla kau kaki botol, balik rumah bau busuk, perangai tak senonoh nak mintak duit pegi gambling (or pegi geylang)
Your life story tak best kan?

SO moral of the story -
Get a life, grab some books, and start bucking up academic-wise, because this is your last and crucial year in JC. You'll be taking the A levels at the end of the year, meaning that you have only a few months to prepare for it. There is still time, you may be able to salvage your future prospects.

Stop bothering about him, not worth it, really.

Oh, and while you're at it, you could hit the gym and start leading a heathy and balanced lifestyle. You'll feel and look much better and then, who needs that (insert expletive) anymore right?

Empower yourself, woman.
Think Oprah.

I pray that TheNoob will come back home safe and sound.
And that she'll bring me back goodies from HK. :D
Amin.

Aye, I'm starting to miss TheNoob already.
Come back from HK oreddi, lah!
And take off your Mickey ears hat, it makes you look more noob than ever!

-

Mum&Dad are meanies who wouldn't let me sleep over at Mira's.
I tried sucking up to my mum - getting on my hands and feet, mind you, to mop the floor, I swear. I also gave her a massage, stifled my giggles when she sounded absurd with her tongue ulcer... In short, I was a near perfect daughter!
I think my mum suffered from stonus heartus on that day.
If I were 7, I'd have yelled "Jahat!" ("Mean!") and stamp my foot and stick out my tongue and swiftly receive a spanking on the butt.
Alas, I'm 17. The worst thing I could think of without landing into trouble was
"Kakak kahwin lari dengan Bden baru tau!" or in English,
"Just you wait till I elope with Bden!"
which isn't so bad at all.
I suck at witty comebacks at parents.

On the other hand, there's still the June hols.
Longer, better. (with a minor prob of the dang common tests)
I'ma ask again!

-

Overdue class pics!
Took 'em sometime last week on Tues?





Everyone looks unusually decent here.



Riiiiiight.



I love this pic best!


Yeah that's pretty much it.
Oh wait, there's also a video by Dev to Xinyi!
It's most amusing, do watch it. (:
She talks about fake boobs and some Cheena uni that Xinyi aspires to go to.
Go!