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Hello Sharlene
No, it's not me.
I mean it's not Farhana or hunnypoo, like I call her at home.
Sigh.
I think I'm losing her.
I don't know to whom though.
She was singing "So kiss me goodbyeee" then giggling "Oh, you make me swoon when you sing"
I didn't sing that line!!!
What should I do?
I've tried
-coming back early from tours
-dress up a lil bit more
-wear my specs more often
-do up my hair in the way she favors
-don my hoodies more than usual
-apply lip jelly so my lips are more poutylicious than ever
-spice things up *ahem*
She's very pleased with all that I've done, of course, but I think that I'm no longer the numero uno man in her life anymore.
Can you please talk to her about this?
I want to salvage my marriage badly, as pseudo as it may be.
Thanks & send my regards to Ian.
-B
"I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better f***
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me" - Tell her I meant the song for her.
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Ahhhh..I see some problems surfacing, well every marriage psuedo or not has its obstacles.
Don't worry Mr Watkins (Nope, my honey pie is not writing this) is here to help.
Was your wife on a high when she thought that you sang that line?I remembered once, my wife came back home after a girls' night out with your wife, singing "Near Far WHERE EVER YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." I swear she was crazy and my eardrums bled.
Hmmm, I observe that you are definitely doing everything a guy can do right now.Have you tried "KAMASUTRA"? Oh I think you missed out on coming out with more hot drool inducing dance moves that makes tons of fans of both sexes want to bum you.
Rest assured, I have asked my wife to talk to your wife about this issue. My wife seems really sneaky. She knows something regarding a Jake that we both don't.Don't fret, I have the perfect solution to pry that information outta her.Hehehe
Well, I shall get back to you soon.
-Ian
No, it's not me.
I mean it's not Farhana or hunnypoo, like I call her at home.
Sigh.
I think I'm losing her.
I don't know to whom though.
She was singing "So kiss me goodbyeee" then giggling "Oh, you make me swoon when you sing"
I didn't sing that line!!!
What should I do?
I've tried
-coming back early from tours
-dress up a lil bit more
-wear my specs more often
-do up my hair in the way she favors
-don my hoodies more than usual
-apply lip jelly so my lips are more poutylicious than ever
-spice things up *ahem*
She's very pleased with all that I've done, of course, but I think that I'm no longer the numero uno man in her life anymore.
Can you please talk to her about this?
I want to salvage my marriage badly, as pseudo as it may be.
Thanks & send my regards to Ian.
-B
"I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better f***
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me" - Tell her I meant the song for her.
Ahhhh..I see some problems surfacing, well every marriage psuedo or not has its obstacles.
Don't worry Mr Watkins (Nope, my honey pie is not writing this) is here to help.
Was your wife on a high when she thought that you sang that line?I remembered once, my wife came back home after a girls' night out with your wife, singing "Near Far WHERE EVER YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." I swear she was crazy and my eardrums bled.
Hmmm, I observe that you are definitely doing everything a guy can do right now.Have you tried "KAMASUTRA"? Oh I think you missed out on coming out with more hot drool inducing dance moves that makes tons of fans of both sexes want to bum you.
Rest assured, I have asked my wife to talk to your wife about this issue. My wife seems really sneaky. She knows something regarding a Jake that we both don't.Don't fret, I have the perfect solution to pry that information outta her.Hehehe
Well, I shall get back to you soon.
-Ian
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