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Friday, December 22, 2006 | 12:35 pm
FOUND IIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT...!

Well, technically, not really because I've only found the place that sells ROCK SOUND. The issue I wanted hasn't arrived yet and there I was, amazingly close to tears because I thought all the copies of the mag has been sold out.
Saspen seh.

Anyway, before hitting the bookstores in town, I met up with Eunice, Hajar, Meena and Sharlene to look for band t-shirts at Peninsula Plaza. We had a freaking hilarious experience at one of the stores (it's on the 2nd floor!) which brought the video of Russell Peters' stand-up act strongly to mind.

Not that the shopkeeper was Chinese, nor was she a total fidiot who refused to hand us a good bargain. See, Sharlene asked to see the Lostprophets t-shirt that the store stocked and the design was quite mediocre so she tactfully told the lady that she'll look around and come back later (which simply means there is no chance in hell she'll be coming back). Obviously the shopkeeper caught on to that and so she quickly offered, "Okay, for you, $11 since my business is slow today. It's a good price, normal price is $15!"

At that point, I got into a fit of silent giggles and whispered (quite audibly, admittedly) "RUSSELL PETERS!"

If that wasn't enough, the lady even said "If you come back, I won't sell it to you at $11. It'll be another price!"

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK.

The whole scenario was just too funny that for all of the lady's harshness, we just couldn't get annoyed with her.

Still, Shar kept a reasonably straight face, stood her ground and politely refused to purchase the t-shirt. Kudos to her! If it were me, I would just have burst out laughing, which most likely would piss the shopkeeper auntie even more.

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Will be away for a couple of days or so due to sleepover / sleep over, whichever appeals to you.
So whoever wants to contact me, bug me by sms-es or calls!

Text me!
But It's Better If You Do CALL ME!

I wanna try out my new Bden ringtone without my having to call myself again and again!

before sch term 1 - this is like approaching death

Thursday, December 21, 2006 | 1:23 am
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I want to get that issue.
I f***ing want it so bad.
PANIC! At The Disco cover!!!
Everybody's I'm Screaming!!!
Pus, in typical Singaporean fashion, I defend myself - Got freebies, leh!

Will rampage Kino and Borders and any other goddamn bookshop in town later in the day.


"My name is Brendon, and I love you."

I dig the glasses. And their sailor mouths.

i want to save the world with no superpowers

Monday, December 18, 2006 | 8:14 pm
It's been raining everyday,
I don't like it.

Aftermath of watching The Day After Tomorrow obsessively for 3 weeks straight - THE WORLD'S GONNA BE IN A NEW ICE AGE AFTER THIS CONTINUOUS DOWNPOUR OMGZ.

Hope we do something weather related in the geog modules next year; I'm thinking of delving into the study of climate or whathaveyou and be an unsung hero like that Jack Hall played by Mr Dennis Quaid in TDAT.

"Mr President, the storm will hit Singapore in (insert number) minutes/hours/days/weeks/months/years and sink the nation! I urge you to evacuate the country. Should you scoff at my warning and refuse to take any action, this country will face the consequences of your poorly-made decision. And, if both of us are still alive by then, I will take most pleasure in announcing publicly 'I told you so'."

*slaps myself in the forehead*

Gawd that was so stupid.

It's Singapore after all. The government is more than capable to handle serious environmental issues surely.

I still want to pursue my dream of being a hotshot weather expert like Jack Hall, though.

Possible or no? I mean, Hall probably had brilliant teachers.

In that event, maybe it's best that I ditch my grand idea of being a climatologist / hurricane expert / weather station minah.
Haiya.

Okay, I'm off to watch TDAT again. I plan to memorise the whole movie by the time school reopens.

because it's just so goddamn cute

Friday, December 15, 2006 | 2:06 am
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Credits to Mira for successfully cutting their heads into a somewhat nice shape (it's defintely wayyyyyyy better than what I could have even dreamed of doing) .

Check out her post here.

Now will GAP sponsor our lovely siblings please?

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The adventures of Kika the one-stop wonderbabe

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And the last one's for Mira, for reasons best kept secret!

The first and the last pictures are of Kika in her school uniform. It is ugly and makes her look like a milkmaid but does not adversely affect her baby charms, simply because she's just too cute, dammit. She hates school (whodoesn't) by the way. I'll post pictures of her being a bawling devil in school soon enough.

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Goodbye, you never know

Saturday, December 09, 2006 | 2:20 am
I think 4 AM Forever is more apt for someone else right now, whose loss is a harsh reminder for what I still have and take granted for.

Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
You never know
Hold a little tighter

let's talk man-to-man II

Friday, December 08, 2006 | 6:10 pm
Hi Ian and Sharlene.
(Dude, you're supposed to let her know abt it too, you wanker!)

Anyway, have you dished any dirt? I see she's youtubing a lot more often now and I keep hearing the same songs (yes, I've stooped to pressing my ear to the door and I keep hearing "So kiss me goodbyeeeee" and some spanish phrases in song and it sounds strangely familiar though. I think I heard it on my tours? I'm a little confunded)

I think that's it for now. I'd best be off, there's only so much time I can take to pretend to be styling my hair for her and uhh.. zipping my hoodie, or rather, unzipping it.

Stay in love, fall in touch.

-the guy in the photo
USE LIP JELLY - IT WORKS

p/s. Oops. Sorry for the wanker remark, I don't wanna eat your gooey eggs!

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I was going to get to it but I just wasn't fast enough okay?


Hmmm...My wife seemed pretty reluctant to share the dirt but apparently what I have just found out is that the things she has been doing (e.g youtubing, singing weird songs) recently is very important as to why you don't seem to the the numero uno guy in her life.

Oh and my wife just balked when I asked her if Mrs Urie is cheating on someone else.Then she vehemently denied any allegations of her cheating on you. Suspicious indeed.

And I have to add that resorting to eavesdropping is really sad.You must feel like a pathetic oaf.

Remember bribes always work, her sis-in-law is always handy to use & abuse.

Your "Stay in love, fall in touch" comment made me wanna say "Take me drunk I'm home". I just couldn't resist it.

-Mirrorboy


I thought vaseline worked just as well. Do you use Loreal? And are you worth it? I know I am.


PS: Hoodie shopping date on kinkyday kinkytime kinkyplace more details later.

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let's talk man-to-man I

Thursday, December 07, 2006 | 2:20 am
Hello Sharlene

No, it's not me.
I mean it's not Farhana or hunnypoo, like I call her at home.
Sigh.

I think I'm losing her.
I don't know to whom though.

She was singing "So kiss me goodbyeee" then giggling "Oh, you make me swoon when you sing"

I didn't sing that line!!!

What should I do?
I've tried
-coming back early from tours
-dress up a lil bit more
-wear my specs more often
-do up my hair in the way she favors
-don my hoodies more than usual
-apply lip jelly so my lips are more poutylicious than ever
-spice things up *ahem*

She's very pleased with all that I've done, of course, but I think that I'm no longer the numero uno man in her life anymore.

Can you please talk to her about this?
I want to salvage my marriage badly, as pseudo as it may be.

Thanks & send my regards to Ian.

-B


"I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better f***
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me" - Tell her I meant the song for her.


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Ahhhh..I see some problems surfacing, well every marriage psuedo or not has its obstacles.


Don't worry Mr Watkins (Nope, my honey pie is not writing this) is here to help.

Was your wife on a high when she thought that you sang that line?I remembered once, my wife came back home after a girls' night out with your wife, singing "Near Far WHERE EVER YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." I swear she was crazy and my eardrums bled.

Hmmm, I observe that you are definitely doing everything a guy can do right now.Have you tried "KAMASUTRA"? Oh I think you missed out on coming out with more hot drool inducing dance moves that makes tons of fans of both sexes want to bum you.

Rest assured, I have asked my wife to talk to your wife about this issue. My wife seems really sneaky. She knows something regarding a Jake that we both don't.Don't fret, I have the perfect solution to pry that information outta her.Hehehe

Well, I shall get back to you soon.

-Ian

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puddles in the rain

Wednesday, December 06, 2006 | 12:50 am
And for a while there, I was being spurred to greater heights.
Awesome!

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Went to Clubilya's office with Shyqah to help the little girl with her alphabets before she started primary school.

It's sad, really, that a child like her couldn't get a proper pre-school education because of financial woes.
I'm also frightfully stunned that I'm one of her first alphabet teachers, it's unbelievable. I believe the first teachers are, more often than not, the most important ones - they more or less mould you into the student you will be.
I don't know if I can be a teacher in the truest sense of word, but by gosh I will do my darndest best.

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Walked back in the rain with the besty cuz after the mentoring session, got a bit wet and we hated it.
Headed for Macs to stop the techno music throbbing so in our stomach.

This would have been one of the better days if not for Kicks being down with the fever. =/

i couldn't come up with a good title

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 | 5:37 am
Hello all, I bring you good news.

Nah, actually I bring only Shar and I particularly 'smashing' news.

Youtube holds many wonders for pseudo-wives and insomniacs and people who have nothing on their hands most of the time, and tragically, I belong to all three categories.



The first video features the Lostprophets at Ian's mum's house (Shar's mama-in-law haha).
Includes Ian's valiant efforts at whipping up a mean specialty dish of his - BOILED EGGS hahaha! (Yes, if you can't sense this, Shar, I am sneering at Ian)
Plusplusplus Ian has a GODAWFUL hair day in that video.
However, his rendition of "Going Underground" by The Jam was incredible! Way way better than the original, I'm impressed! (:



Okay, last video before I hit the covers shows the Panic! At The Disco boys singing "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" LIVE.
-Brendon has wonderful vocals
-Brendon looks handsome in there
-Ryan doesn't sing very well in there =/
-Jon looks like he just recovered from a hangover
-Spencer is missing
-Brendon looks amazing there, did I tell ya???
-I love Brendon's hair in there
-I love his suit in there
-He probably smells fantastic too
-I love Brendon, did you know?
-Bdenbdenbdenbdenbdenbden!!!


p/s. I like to think that Brendon sang the song for me when I threatened to leave him for Jake Gyllenhaal.

pp/s. "The Day After Tomorrow" is great. I watch it at least thrice every year. This year, I watched it thrice in a row and altogether, I've watched it 5X in the past few days. My point is - GO WATCH THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.

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happy birthday you nut

Saturday, December 02, 2006 | 2:30 am
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Happy birthday MRS IAN WATKINS aka SHARLENE!

I know this is rather belated as it should have been done on the 1st of December but I was kinda busy, what with my cuz sleeping over and "Happy Feet" and *ahem*Brencomingbackfromhistour*sneezesneeze*, so many apologies!

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Happy birthday, fellow pseudowife!