rendezvous - The Lusty Maidens
The following scene is set in 10 years' time.
Farhana : Oh my God, is that you, Sharlene? You look absolutely delightful!
Sharlene : Farhana? Well, you're not looking too shabby yourself either!
F : Oh, cease all this formal shit. We once shared a dream of having a violent and gory end! We're the goth sistas!
S : Welcome back, bitch.
*Both women hug each other tightly*
S : So how's life treating you? Oh!
*laughs*
I trust you've recovered from that rare obsessivecompulsivelimogonitic disease that you contracted 10 years back? If you're not, you're one sad mofo.
F : *grins* Yeah, I'm good now. They had to put me on shock treatment though.
Anywayyyy woman, did I mention I'm attached?
*pronounces word with relish and shows off the bling on her finger*
S : You're married? How come I never received a card from you?
F : Yeah, well... He didn't want a lavish affair. What with paparazzi and reporters and all...
S : Hang on a sec. Don't tell me. You're married to a popular chap?
F : *screams* I AM!!!
S : *shrieks* OH MY GOD, GO EAT GRASS, YOU! ME TOO!
F : Oh the suspense is freaking gutting my throat!
Okay, okay.
Tell you what.
Let's whip out a picture of our respective men on the count of 3.
S : 1!
F : 2...
Both : 3!!!
-
What???
This may be a work of fiction at the time of composition but I strongly agree with Walt Disney's words of wisdom.
"If you can dream it, you can do it!"
You go, Disney!
-
By the way, I'm supposed to be Mrs Brendon Urie.
And Shar's Mrs Ian Watkins.
A girl can dream, oh-kay? (:
Farhana : Oh my God, is that you, Sharlene? You look absolutely delightful!
Sharlene : Farhana? Well, you're not looking too shabby yourself either!
F : Oh, cease all this formal shit. We once shared a dream of having a violent and gory end! We're the goth sistas!
S : Welcome back, bitch.
*Both women hug each other tightly*
S : So how's life treating you? Oh!
*laughs*
I trust you've recovered from that rare obsessivecompulsivelimogonitic disease that you contracted 10 years back? If you're not, you're one sad mofo.
F : *grins* Yeah, I'm good now. They had to put me on shock treatment though.
Anywayyyy woman, did I mention I'm attached?
*pronounces word with relish and shows off the bling on her finger*
S : You're married? How come I never received a card from you?
F : Yeah, well... He didn't want a lavish affair. What with paparazzi and reporters and all...
S : Hang on a sec. Don't tell me. You're married to a popular chap?
F : *screams* I AM!!!
S : *shrieks* OH MY GOD, GO EAT GRASS, YOU! ME TOO!
F : Oh the suspense is freaking gutting my throat!
Okay, okay.
Tell you what.
Let's whip out a picture of our respective men on the count of 3.
S : 1!
F : 2...
Both : 3!!!
-
What???
This may be a work of fiction at the time of composition but I strongly agree with Walt Disney's words of wisdom.
"If you can dream it, you can do it!"
You go, Disney!
-
By the way, I'm supposed to be Mrs Brendon Urie.
And Shar's Mrs Ian Watkins.
A girl can dream, oh-kay? (:
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