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the pseudo-wives club

[updated - added scribbles of the KLCC and rude faces]
(dedicated to Shar)
may inc. mention of KLCCs and shock treatment therapy

Highly imaginative, lusty and bored girls.

Not a very good combination, is it?

Check out the following excerpts of my convo with Shar aka Mrs Watkins (:

On trading our pseudo-husbands
[babey!] says:
hmm lemme check with brendon. see if he wants u for a week HAAAHA
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
FINE i'll ask ian too
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
hahaha
[babey!] says:
hehe he said 3 days was the max
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ian said he can't stand staying away from me for less than an hour
[babey!] says:
he's gonna sleep for 2 days and game with u for half an hour then come back whining to me the rest of the time
[babey!] says:
aww
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
LOL!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i think ian would probably just play with his PSP or something

On methods of torture
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i'll torture him then
[babey!] says:
hey!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
make him go running away quicker
[babey!] says:
alright, i'll bring out my whip
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
OH HOH!
[babey!] says:
special treatment for mr watkins eh
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
HANDCUFFS READY FOR ACTION
[babey!] says:
max-power chainsaw...
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh man this getting hilarious
[babey!] says:
haha
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
crucifix
[babey!] says:
oh shit!!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
on the double
[babey!] says:
no!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
nyahahha
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
>=)
[babey!] says:
he's a vampire , just lke me, can't stand that
[babey!] says:
naw....
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
awwww then sunlight would do
[babey!] says:
ah well
[babey!] says:
scissors
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ahhahaa we sound like lil kiddos
[babey!] says:
to cut that hair of his
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
WHATTTT!!!!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
nooooooooooooooo
[babey!] says:
i'll keep his hair and use it for voodoo
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ok ian is totally shivering in his pants right now
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
keep it up cos he's grabbing me real tight

Our husbands chatting with each other!
introduction
[babey!] says:
i love my wife too much to be apart from her
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ur wife?
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
OH
[babey!] says:
yes it's me
[babey!] says:
mr urie
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
sighhh
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i love mi wife alot too you wanker
[babey!] says:
alas ian. u know not how to spell
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
nono i'm speaking in my bloody accent
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
we welsh men are pretty charming you know
[babey!] says:
ah. yes. my wife says the only welsh person she adores is catherine zeta jones. i like her too!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ahhh..catherine..that woman is ace
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
but my wife is above all other women
[babey!] says:
she doesnt know a lot of ppl from my hometown though. yeah las vegas isnt that rad
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
yeah all that gamblers and drunkards
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
(its so nice to roleplay as such as ur husband innit?)
[babey!] says:
hey hey hey
[babey!] says:
this is brendon in the flesh
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
uh what? ooops my wife squeezed that in
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
no bloody idea how she managed to sneak that pass me

my fave part
[babey!] says:
and she says i shouldnt say i love you to the crowd
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
awww
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
women
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
they get jealous all the time
[babey!] says:
says it deludes hormone-raged teenage girls whose lusts are extremely high
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
exactly
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
its really sad cos i heard stories of such girls who require shock therapy
[babey!] says:
ah
[babey!] says:
are u poking fun at my wife?
[babey!] says:
i paid for that very same treatment!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh dang sorry i didn't mean to be insesitive
[babey!] says:
i wanted her to get over that shortie.. ah whatsisname
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
----
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
innit?
[babey!] says:
oh i think she called him _______
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh man
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i think she went mental
[babey!] says:
he can f***ing kiss my ass, i love my wife to bits!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
well said

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Dang I'm having problems trying to upload Ian's and Brendon's art masterpieces.

Hehe Ian drew the KLCC tower and 'babey' drew a rude face meant to be shown to ______.

[babey!] says:
DON'T YOU REMIND ME OF THAT FAGGOT ***-*****! HAH! WHAT A NUT, CANT BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY FELL FOR HIM BLEAURGH
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ooops sorry man
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i really didn't mean it
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh are you visting KLCC anytime soon?

[ Dear Miss Murder ] writes:
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[babey!] says:
SHORTY FAGGOT
[babey!] writes:
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[babey!] says:
THAT'S THE FACE IM GONNA SHOW HIM WHEN HE CALLS FOR SOME CLASS OUTING HAHA!


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Weehoo I think we're mad and deluded, but only enough to make us happy and healthy. (:

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