of tardiness and uncouth principals part II
Last day of school yesterday sure was eventful, but not in the way I expected it.
Wasn't late, by the way.
Impossible is nothing. (:
Just slacked the first 2 hours as there weren't any lessons. Attempted to do PW though, but bleargh, us Slackers Extraordinaire couldn't take it anymore after half an hour. Result ---> Deleted the first 4 slides because Mr Goh thought they were redundant. Thanks yeah.
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Prize-giving ceremony was oh-kay.
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Devaki inhaled the helium from the balloons we helped blow up and then she sang songs in that chipmunky voice. HAHA freakin' hilarious.
I loved the part when she said "Simon's a dickhead".
And he was. Threw away our water balloon into the rubbish bin.
Dumbass.
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Finally, the most interesting part of the day.
The P's lecture... AGAIN
Our so-called great P wanted to find out whose mother sent a letter to the ministry, complaining about him. Apparently, the kiddo cried to mummy as she lamented the P's scolding session the previous day.
God I feel for you
FOOL.
Personally, I thought the first day's session wasn't so bad. In fact, it was highly entertaining seeing how it wasn't me who got a personal verbal lashing from him. Also, he reminded me how important it was to speak good English so that we may be understood.
Now, doesn't that sound familiar?
Plus, that girl only needed to collect 20 pieces of garbage to be dismissed while my friends and I stayed back till 7pm to help the teachers blow up balloons. Admittedly, we had more fun than her but the point is, we spent about 2 more hours in school than we would if we collected rubbish too.
I still maintain that I'd much rather blow up balloons as I got a thank-you card for that.
Haha getting a card because we were serving our due penance for being late, ain't that rad? (:
Anyway
The second session was amusing just as well though I slept for about 20 minutes for the first part, I was just too tired. Woke up when I heard that he wanted to suss out the girl who whined to the mummy who wrote a complaint to the MOE. Remembered thinking "This is gonna be fun!" simpy because it wasn't me who did it. Heh. Typical human trait, yes?
Here's what I learnt
-"Ma-de" is NOT mother's f***, as claimed by that mother
-the P said 'mother's f*** a grand total of 6X (yes, I counted)
-Rubbing nose is a sign that we've been crying (wtf???)
-the P has our welfare at heart
Dismissed after about an hour and a half of his rambles.
What a way to end school. :D
Wasn't late, by the way.
Impossible is nothing. (:
Just slacked the first 2 hours as there weren't any lessons. Attempted to do PW though, but bleargh, us Slackers Extraordinaire couldn't take it anymore after half an hour. Result ---> Deleted the first 4 slides because Mr Goh thought they were redundant. Thanks yeah.
-
Prize-giving ceremony was oh-kay.
-
Devaki inhaled the helium from the balloons we helped blow up and then she sang songs in that chipmunky voice. HAHA freakin' hilarious.
I loved the part when she said "Simon's a dickhead".
And he was. Threw away our water balloon into the rubbish bin.
Dumbass.
-
Finally, the most interesting part of the day.
The P's lecture... AGAIN
Our so-called great P wanted to find out whose mother sent a letter to the ministry, complaining about him. Apparently, the kiddo cried to mummy as she lamented the P's scolding session the previous day.
God I feel for you
FOOL.
Personally, I thought the first day's session wasn't so bad. In fact, it was highly entertaining seeing how it wasn't me who got a personal verbal lashing from him. Also, he reminded me how important it was to speak good English so that we may be understood.
Now, doesn't that sound familiar?
Plus, that girl only needed to collect 20 pieces of garbage to be dismissed while my friends and I stayed back till 7pm to help the teachers blow up balloons. Admittedly, we had more fun than her but the point is, we spent about 2 more hours in school than we would if we collected rubbish too.
I still maintain that I'd much rather blow up balloons as I got a thank-you card for that.
Haha getting a card because we were serving our due penance for being late, ain't that rad? (:
Anyway
The second session was amusing just as well though I slept for about 20 minutes for the first part, I was just too tired. Woke up when I heard that he wanted to suss out the girl who whined to the mummy who wrote a complaint to the MOE. Remembered thinking "This is gonna be fun!" simpy because it wasn't me who did it. Heh. Typical human trait, yes?
Here's what I learnt
-"Ma-de" is NOT mother's f***, as claimed by that mother
-the P said 'mother's f*** a grand total of 6X (yes, I counted)
-Rubbing nose is a sign that we've been crying (wtf???)
-the P has our welfare at heart
Dismissed after about an hour and a half of his rambles.
What a way to end school. :D
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