of tardiness and uncouth principals
Late for school this morn.
Again.
The frequency of my latecoming is pretty pertubing that even a latecoming rehab wouldn't cure me of my condition, I'm pretty sure. Heh, I sound like I'm proud of my habit of being unpunctual.
Whoever said "Punctuality is a virtue" must be on crack.
Anyway, after clocking in, Yvee and I went to join the class for our first lesson of the day - GP!
(Digression : We watched Taxi 2 and the boys all reacted in typical testosterone-driven male fashion when they saw one of the actresses' buttcheeks. Keith kept banging on the table for a few good minutes and I could have sworn I saw steam coming out of his ears or something. Haha!)
Oh, and during GP, the whole of my PW group save Simon were told that we had to report to the P at 3 for being absent from morning assembly. It's positively heartwarming that my PW group gets to bond over such sessions. I swear there's no other group who are bonded the special and extraordinary way like us. I heart JJ011! <3
Eh people, wtf are we gonna do for OP tomorrow?
Screw up again ah?
Ok lor.
-
Rono house meeting was a bloody bore. Yes, we may whine incessantly about the absurd school policies and express extreme disgust at the pathetic school facilities but really, in true Singapore fashion, we don't really want to have to stand up and announce -
"I have a dream! I want the school to be a haven of study so that I may be proud that I study at this most marvellous institute of education and bask in the glory that is our school and its students and educators!
Let us all act accordingly to our superb school motto! Plus ultra(too cheem already. The P probably didn't get a hoot of what it means hence the current, most unpretentious motto)SDSM which ingeniously stands for Self Discipline, Self Motivation! No wait, I think it's S***D***S*******M**********! Yes, let us get to work immediately! I feel the so-called discipline just so-called coursing through my very so-called veins! Come, my fellow so-called students, let us be so-called self motivated and proceed to work pronto!"
I'm proud to be a so-called student at my so-called school. (:
-
Calven
Devaki
Mira
Simon
Vicky
Xin-YO!
Yvee
came over to my house for a Hari Raya visit to kill time before meeting up with the P!
Awww I think my classmates are awfully sweet and considerate, can? They actually went through all the trouble of getting me some gifts! Chocs lah, sparkling juice lah...
THANKS PEEPS! <3
PS. You guys had better pay Yvee for your share. Haha! :P
All of them played with Keeks/Kika there. Devaki was a great hit with her, I dunno why. I would have imagined that Kika would have been terrified of Dev with her booming laughter and all, haha! But nah... She seems to genuinely enjoy her company. Well done Devaki! (:
Oh yeah, Devaki even taught her a lot of stuffs.
What Kika learnt today
-Homophobia is wrong
-It's ok to be gay/lesbian (I'll kill you, Devaki, should her sexual orientations be altered one day)
-We shouldn't judge people by appearances
-Telling time
-Doing hi-5s and low-5s. ("High 5! Now gimme a down low!")
(I forgot what else that zany woman taught my baby sis but it sure was freakin' hilarious!)
Kika also seemed to like Xin-YO! Must be because Xin-YO! kept making funny faces.
Eh wait.
Those funny faces are Xinyi's natural everyday expressions already, HAHA! :P
Yvee handled my sis like she was made of glass!Haha chill lah, she's pretty robust. God knows how many times I accidentally made her fall and stuff.
I SWEAR I DID ALL THOSE UNINTENTIONALLY.
I'M A MODEL SIS OHKAY??? (:
Kika was afraid of Calven initially but she warmed up to him eventually. Not bad, Calven! But you know what? I think she came to see him as one of the Sesame Street's muppets with a mophead of hair haha!
(Kidding, kidding! I think his haristyle is uber cool, k.)
Simon and Vicky scared the crap outta my sis I think. Esp Vicky. Refused to even come near Vicky! At least she 'salaam-ed' Simon's hand but just frowned at Vicky when he offered his hand to her haha.
Oh, Simon simply snatched Kika but that kiddo quickly squirmed her way out of his grasp. Haha you just can't force people to like you ;)
Calven was such a jackass at the dining table LOL. Like who serves the side-dishes before the serving the ketupat?
XinYO! and Devaki clearly had a childhood that was void of cheesy children's programmes. (:
-
The P's lecture didn't go as we expected it. He actually took to screaming and spitting his incoherent words at a student who was foolishly defiant initially. Stupid boy. Equally asinine P.
Wise words of the P
On environmental issues
"I wan you to clean up my school but don waste my water arh!...
Write your names on the papers but no more than 6 names on each piece arh!"
On not wasting time
"Don't you fool around with me! I don't like students wasting my time!...
Call up the doctor and ask him what exactly is the boy's disease!"
Other quoteworthy rambles
-"You're wasting my time and resources! I get paid 15k a month! I get paid $200 to talk to you all like this!"
-"...the school will abundant you!" (my moron-speech translator tells me that he meant abandon, not abundant)
This is perhaps the best quote of the day.
"Don test my intelligence."
-
Blew up balloons as punishment.
Oh such fun(:
Again.
The frequency of my latecoming is pretty pertubing that even a latecoming rehab wouldn't cure me of my condition, I'm pretty sure. Heh, I sound like I'm proud of my habit of being unpunctual.
Whoever said "Punctuality is a virtue" must be on crack.
Anyway, after clocking in, Yvee and I went to join the class for our first lesson of the day - GP!
(Digression : We watched Taxi 2 and the boys all reacted in typical testosterone-driven male fashion when they saw one of the actresses' buttcheeks. Keith kept banging on the table for a few good minutes and I could have sworn I saw steam coming out of his ears or something. Haha!)
Oh, and during GP, the whole of my PW group save Simon were told that we had to report to the P at 3 for being absent from morning assembly. It's positively heartwarming that my PW group gets to bond over such sessions. I swear there's no other group who are bonded the special and extraordinary way like us. I heart JJ011! <3
Eh people, wtf are we gonna do for OP tomorrow?
Screw up again ah?
Ok lor.
-
Rono house meeting was a bloody bore. Yes, we may whine incessantly about the absurd school policies and express extreme disgust at the pathetic school facilities but really, in true Singapore fashion, we don't really want to have to stand up and announce -
"I have a dream! I want the school to be a haven of study so that I may be proud that I study at this most marvellous institute of education and bask in the glory that is our school and its students and educators!
Let us all act accordingly to our superb school motto! Plus ultra(too cheem already. The P probably didn't get a hoot of what it means hence the current, most unpretentious motto)SDSM which ingeniously stands for Self Discipline, Self Motivation! No wait, I think it's S***D***S*******M**********! Yes, let us get to work immediately! I feel the so-called discipline just so-called coursing through my very so-called veins! Come, my fellow so-called students, let us be so-called self motivated and proceed to work pronto!"
I'm proud to be a so-called student at my so-called school. (:
-
Calven
Devaki
Mira
Simon
Vicky
Xin-YO!
Yvee
came over to my house for a Hari Raya visit to kill time before meeting up with the P!
Awww I think my classmates are awfully sweet and considerate, can? They actually went through all the trouble of getting me some gifts! Chocs lah, sparkling juice lah...
THANKS PEEPS! <3
PS. You guys had better pay Yvee for your share. Haha! :P
All of them played with Keeks/Kika there. Devaki was a great hit with her, I dunno why. I would have imagined that Kika would have been terrified of Dev with her booming laughter and all, haha! But nah... She seems to genuinely enjoy her company. Well done Devaki! (:
Oh yeah, Devaki even taught her a lot of stuffs.
What Kika learnt today
-Homophobia is wrong
-It's ok to be gay/lesbian (I'll kill you, Devaki, should her sexual orientations be altered one day)
-We shouldn't judge people by appearances
-Telling time
-Doing hi-5s and low-5s. ("High 5! Now gimme a down low!")
(I forgot what else that zany woman taught my baby sis but it sure was freakin' hilarious!)
Kika also seemed to like Xin-YO! Must be because Xin-YO! kept making funny faces.
Eh wait.
Those funny faces are Xinyi's natural everyday expressions already, HAHA! :P
Yvee handled my sis like she was made of glass!Haha chill lah, she's pretty robust. God knows how many times I accidentally made her fall and stuff.
I SWEAR I DID ALL THOSE UNINTENTIONALLY.
I'M A MODEL SIS OHKAY??? (:
Kika was afraid of Calven initially but she warmed up to him eventually. Not bad, Calven! But you know what? I think she came to see him as one of the Sesame Street's muppets with a mophead of hair haha!
(Kidding, kidding! I think his haristyle is uber cool, k.)
Simon and Vicky scared the crap outta my sis I think. Esp Vicky. Refused to even come near Vicky! At least she 'salaam-ed' Simon's hand but just frowned at Vicky when he offered his hand to her haha.
Oh, Simon simply snatched Kika but that kiddo quickly squirmed her way out of his grasp. Haha you just can't force people to like you ;)
Calven was such a jackass at the dining table LOL. Like who serves the side-dishes before the serving the ketupat?
XinYO! and Devaki clearly had a childhood that was void of cheesy children's programmes. (:
-
The P's lecture didn't go as we expected it. He actually took to screaming and spitting his incoherent words at a student who was foolishly defiant initially. Stupid boy. Equally asinine P.
Wise words of the P
On environmental issues
"I wan you to clean up my school but don waste my water arh!...
Write your names on the papers but no more than 6 names on each piece arh!"
On not wasting time
"Don't you fool around with me! I don't like students wasting my time!...
Call up the doctor and ask him what exactly is the boy's disease!"
Other quoteworthy rambles
-"You're wasting my time and resources! I get paid 15k a month! I get paid $200 to talk to you all like this!"
-"...the school will abundant you!" (my moron-speech translator tells me that he meant abandon, not abundant)
This is perhaps the best quote of the day.
"Don test my intelligence."
-
Blew up balloons as punishment.
Oh such fun(:
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