Far Out: October 2006

Halloween

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 | 9:01 pm

Halloween's not big here, but I love the idea of it.

I like ghoulies spookies werewolfies witchies vampies wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I think 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is godsent.

The Nightmare Before Christmas - This Is Halloween

Maybe I'm biased, but I like Panic!'s version of This Is Halloween way way waaaaaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than the original one.
I think you get the point.
Their cover of the song will be the number one song on my 'songs to be downloaded' list.
I'm gonna start downloading.
Soon, soon.

Panic! At The Disco - This Is Halloween

The Nightmare Before Christmas - What's This?

Again, I like Fall Out Boy's cover of What's This? better than the original version.
Yay Fall Out Boy!

Fall Out Boy - What's This?

There's another song from the movie which I loved. Think it was titled ~~"Oogie Boogieman" or something~~ "Oogey Boogey Song". ~~Didn't manage to find the video to that on youtube though.~~

Found it! :D

The Nightmare Before Christmas - Oogey Boogey Song

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I will download those lovely, lovely songs.
Soon, soon.
Yes, the downloading itch's back, and stronger than ever.

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Cheers for Halloween! (:

the pseudo-wives club

Monday, October 30, 2006 | 9:53 pm

[updated - added scribbles of the KLCC and rude faces]
(dedicated to Shar)
may inc. mention of KLCCs and shock treatment therapy

Highly imaginative, lusty and bored girls.

Not a very good combination, is it?

Check out the following excerpts of my convo with Shar aka Mrs Watkins (:

On trading our pseudo-husbands
[babey!] says:
hmm lemme check with brendon. see if he wants u for a week HAAAHA
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
FINE i'll ask ian too
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
hahaha
[babey!] says:
hehe he said 3 days was the max
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ian said he can't stand staying away from me for less than an hour
[babey!] says:
he's gonna sleep for 2 days and game with u for half an hour then come back whining to me the rest of the time
[babey!] says:
aww
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
LOL!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i think ian would probably just play with his PSP or something

On methods of torture
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i'll torture him then
[babey!] says:
hey!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
make him go running away quicker
[babey!] says:
alright, i'll bring out my whip
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
OH HOH!
[babey!] says:
special treatment for mr watkins eh
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
HANDCUFFS READY FOR ACTION
[babey!] says:
max-power chainsaw...
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh man this getting hilarious
[babey!] says:
haha
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
crucifix
[babey!] says:
oh shit!!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
on the double
[babey!] says:
no!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
nyahahha
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
>=)
[babey!] says:
he's a vampire , just lke me, can't stand that
[babey!] says:
naw....
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
awwww then sunlight would do
[babey!] says:
ah well
[babey!] says:
scissors
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ahhahaa we sound like lil kiddos
[babey!] says:
to cut that hair of his
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
WHATTTT!!!!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
nooooooooooooooo
[babey!] says:
i'll keep his hair and use it for voodoo
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ok ian is totally shivering in his pants right now
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
keep it up cos he's grabbing me real tight

Our husbands chatting with each other!
introduction
[babey!] says:
i love my wife too much to be apart from her
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ur wife?
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
OH
[babey!] says:
yes it's me
[babey!] says:
mr urie
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
sighhh
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i love mi wife alot too you wanker
[babey!] says:
alas ian. u know not how to spell
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
nono i'm speaking in my bloody accent
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
we welsh men are pretty charming you know
[babey!] says:
ah. yes. my wife says the only welsh person she adores is catherine zeta jones. i like her too!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ahhh..catherine..that woman is ace
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
but my wife is above all other women
[babey!] says:
she doesnt know a lot of ppl from my hometown though. yeah las vegas isnt that rad
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
yeah all that gamblers and drunkards
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
(its so nice to roleplay as such as ur husband innit?)
[babey!] says:
hey hey hey
[babey!] says:
this is brendon in the flesh
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
uh what? ooops my wife squeezed that in
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
no bloody idea how she managed to sneak that pass me

my fave part
[babey!] says:
and she says i shouldnt say i love you to the crowd
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
awww
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
women
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
they get jealous all the time
[babey!] says:
says it deludes hormone-raged teenage girls whose lusts are extremely high
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
exactly
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
its really sad cos i heard stories of such girls who require shock therapy
[babey!] says:
ah
[babey!] says:
are u poking fun at my wife?
[babey!] says:
i paid for that very same treatment!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh dang sorry i didn't mean to be insesitive
[babey!] says:
i wanted her to get over that shortie.. ah whatsisname
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
----
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
innit?
[babey!] says:
oh i think she called him _______
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh man
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i think she went mental
[babey!] says:
he can f***ing kiss my ass, i love my wife to bits!
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
well said

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~~Dang I'm having problems trying to upload Ian's and Brendon's art masterpieces.~~

Hehe Ian drew the KLCC tower and 'babey' drew a rude face meant to be shown to ______.

[babey!] says:
DON'T YOU REMIND ME OF THAT FAGGOT ***-*****! HAH! WHAT A NUT, CANT BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY FELL FOR HIM BLEAURGH
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
ooops sorry man
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
i really didn't mean it
[ Dear Miss Murder ] says:
oh are you visting KLCC anytime soon?
[ Dear Miss Murder ] writes:

[babey!] says:
SHORTY FAGGOT
[babey!] writes:

[babey!] says:
THAT'S THE FACE IM GONNA SHOW HIM WHEN HE CALLS FOR SOME CLASS OUTING HAHA!

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Weehoo I think we're mad and deluded, but only enough to make us happy and healthy. (:

Labels: Brendon Urie

of tardiness and uncouth principals part II

Friday, October 27, 2006 | 4:16 pm

Last day of school yesterday sure was eventful, but not in the way I expected it.
Wasn't late, by the way.
Impossible is nothing. (:

Just slacked the first 2 hours as there weren't any lessons. Attempted to do PW though, but bleargh, us Slackers Extraordinaire couldn't take it anymore after half an hour. Result ---> Deleted the first 4 slides because Mr Goh thought they were redundant. Thanks yeah.

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Prize-giving ceremony was oh-kay.

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Devaki inhaled the helium from the balloons we helped blow up and then she sang songs in that chipmunky voice. HAHA freakin' hilarious.
I loved the part when she said "Simon's a dickhead".
And he was. Threw away our water balloon into the rubbish bin.
Dumbass.

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Finally, the most interesting part of the day.

The P's lecture... AGAIN
Our so-called great P wanted to find out whose mother sent a letter to the ministry, complaining about him. Apparently, the kiddo cried to mummy as she lamented the P's scolding session the previous day.

God I feel for you
FOOL.

Personally, I thought the first day's session wasn't so bad. In fact, it was highly entertaining seeing how it wasn't me who got a personal verbal lashing from him. Also, he reminded me how important it was to speak good English so that we may be understood.
Now, doesn't that sound familiar?

Plus, that girl only needed to collect 20 pieces of garbage to be dismissed while my friends and I stayed back till 7pm to help the teachers blow up balloons. Admittedly, we had more fun than her but the point is, we spent about 2 more hours in school than we would if we collected rubbish too.

I still maintain that I'd much rather blow up balloons as I got a thank-you card for that.
Haha getting a card because we were serving our due penance for being late, ain't that rad? (:

Anyway
The second session was amusing just as well though I slept for about 20 minutes for the first part, I was just too tired. Woke up when I heard that he wanted to suss out the girl who whined to the mummy who wrote a complaint to the MOE. Remembered thinking "This is gonna be fun!" simpy because it wasn't me who did it. Heh. Typical human trait, yes?

Here's what I learnt
-"Ma-de" is NOT mother's f***, as claimed by that mother
-the P said 'mother's f*** a grand total of 6X (yes, I counted)
-Rubbing nose is a sign that we've been crying (wtf???)
-the P has our welfare at heart

Dismissed after about an hour and a half of his rambles.
What a way to end school. :D

of tardiness and uncouth principals

Wednesday, October 25, 2006 | 11:20 pm

Late for school this morn.

Again.

The frequency of my latecoming is pretty pertubing that even a latecoming rehab wouldn't cure me of my condition, I'm pretty sure. Heh, I sound like I'm proud of my habit of being unpunctual.

Whoever said "Punctuality is a virtue" must be on crack.

Anyway, after clocking in, Yvee and I went to join the class for our first lesson of the day - GP!

(Digression : We watched Taxi 2 and the boys all reacted in typical testosterone-driven male fashion when they saw one of the actresses' buttcheeks. Keith kept banging on the table for a few good minutes and I could have sworn I saw steam coming out of his ears or something. Haha!)

Oh, and during GP, the whole of my PW group save Simon were told that we had to report to the P at 3 for being absent from morning assembly. It's positively heartwarming that my PW group gets to bond over such sessions. I swear there's no other group who are bonded the special and extraordinary way like us. I heart JJ011! <3
Eh people, wtf are we gonna do for OP tomorrow?
Screw up again ah?
Ok lor.

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Rono house meeting was a bloody bore. Yes, we may whine incessantly about the absurd school policies and express extreme disgust at the pathetic school facilities but really, in true Singapore fashion, we don't really want to have to stand up and announce -

"I have a dream! I want the school to be a haven of study so that I may be proud that I study at this most marvellous institute of education and bask in the glory that is our school and its students and educators!

Let us all act accordingly to our superb school motto! Plus ultra(too cheem already. The P probably didn't get a hoot of what it means hence the current, most unpretentious motto)SDSM which ingeniously stands for Self Discipline, Self Motivation! No wait, I think it's S***D***S*******M**********! Yes, let us get to work immediately! I feel the so-called discipline just so-called coursing through my very so-called veins! Come, my fellow so-called students, let us be so-called self motivated and proceed to work pronto!"

I'm proud to be a so-called student at my so-called school. (:

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Calven
Devaki
Mira
Simon
Vicky
Xin-YO!
Yvee
came over to my house for a Hari Raya visit to kill time before meeting up with the P!

Awww I think my classmates are awfully sweet and considerate, can? They actually went through all the trouble of getting me some gifts! Chocs lah, sparkling juice lah...
THANKS PEEPS! <3
PS. You guys had better pay Yvee for your share. Haha! :P

All of them played with Keeks/Kika there. Devaki was a great hit with her, I dunno why. I would have imagined that Kika would have been terrified of Dev with her booming laughter and all, haha! But nah... She seems to genuinely enjoy her company. Well done Devaki! (:
Oh yeah, Devaki even taught her a lot of stuffs.

What Kika learnt today
-Homophobia is wrong
-It's ok to be gay/lesbian (I'll kill you, Devaki, should her sexual orientations be altered one day)
-We shouldn't judge people by appearances
-Telling time
-Doing hi-5s and low-5s. ("High 5! Now gimme a down low!")
(I forgot what else that zany woman taught my baby sis but it sure was freakin' hilarious!)

Kika also seemed to like Xin-YO! Must be because Xin-YO! kept making funny faces.
Eh wait.
Those funny faces are Xinyi's natural everyday expressions already, HAHA! :P

Yvee handled my sis like she was made of glass!Haha chill lah, she's pretty robust. God knows how many times I accidentally made her fall and stuff.
I SWEAR I DID ALL THOSE UNINTENTIONALLY.
I'M A MODEL SIS OHKAY??? (:

Kika was afraid of Calven initially but she warmed up to him eventually. Not bad, Calven! But you know what? I think she came to see him as one of the Sesame Street's muppets with a mophead of hair haha!
(Kidding, kidding! I think his haristyle is uber cool, k.)

Simon and Vicky scared the crap outta my sis I think. Esp Vicky. Refused to even come near Vicky! At least she 'salaam-ed' Simon's hand but just frowned at Vicky when he offered his hand to her haha.
Oh, Simon simply snatched Kika but that kiddo quickly squirmed her way out of his grasp. Haha you just can't force people to like you ;)

Calven was such a jackass at the dining table LOL. Like who serves the side-dishes before the serving the ketupat?

XinYO! and Devaki clearly had a childhood that was void of cheesy children's programmes. (:

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The P's lecture didn't go as we expected it. He actually took to screaming and spitting his incoherent words at a student who was foolishly defiant initially. Stupid boy. Equally asinine P.

Wise words of the P
On environmental issues
"I wan you to clean up my school but don waste my water arh!...
Write your names on the papers but no more than 6 names on each piece arh!"

On not wasting time
"Don't you fool around with me! I don't like students wasting my time!...
Call up the doctor and ask him what exactly is the boy's disease!"

Other quoteworthy rambles
-"You're wasting my time and resources! I get paid 15k a month! I get paid $200 to talk to you all like this!"
-"...the school will abundant you!" (my moron-speech translator tells me that he meant abandon, not abundant)

This is perhaps the best quote of the day.
"Don test my intelligence."

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Blew up balloons as punishment.
Oh such fun(:

Eid Mubarak

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 | 5:48 am

To all my Muslim readers, Selamat Hari Raya/ Eid Mubarak!
(heheh, "all my Muslim readers" make me sound like my blog's a massive hit.)

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I sit here typing this post as I slowly but surely devour all the "Belgium white chocolate covered California raisins".
That Yvee, she should never have touted it as "the best chocolate ever".
Look what's happened.
Now I'm fixated on them.
Haiya.

Anyway, what I'm trying to tell you is that those chocs from Marks&Spencer are freakin' good! I bought 2 packets, originally intending to give one of them to a friend as I promised him chocs for giving me a crash course on inselbergs or something. In the end, the first packet of choc was finished by my mum and sisters and I'm currently halfway through the second one.

Heh. I'll get another packet of chocs for you, I promise!
In the meantime, take it from me that the chocs were absobloodylutely good. (:

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Finally, the clean up of the house is DONE. To those who will be coming by my house for a visit, I beseech you -
Inspect the windows!
They are very clean and all spick and span-ny because I steamed (haha sounds as though I was preparing them for a dish) and wiped them clean!

To 06A03
Those of you who are raring to visit my house (though I don't know why, it's not like you'll find any pics of a certain someone adorning the living room, haha!)
My mummy(: says you can all come after school sometime this week.
So come, one and all!
(but I can't assure you that you'll get a packet ;P)

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Damn I'm having an obsessivecompulsivelimogonitis attack.
I cannot believe I could have missed that.
What was wrong, man?!
Ah, must be because my special radar was not functioning.
Dammit. :/

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Reflection
Ah f***.
Conscience is gradually regaining its reign.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word?
Sorry is the hardest word, hands down.

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On a sidenote,
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis, which is a type of lung disease, is the hardest word to pronounce, yeah? Sometimes I wonder why people even bother to invent those kind of words which serve only to discombobulate.

Ah see - Discombobulate is another word which, if it had a characteristic, it would be pompous. Sounds so cheem and grand, but the meaning is simply to confuse.

Cheh.

grease-y babey!

Saturday, October 21, 2006 | 1:25 am

And that, was the class production of Grease (some of it).
I think it's the best thing we ever did as a class.
As a team.
As oh-six-eh-oh-three. (:

Friday was A-W-E-S-O-M-E.
No lessons for the entire day because we were supposed to rehearse.
Rehearse we did, but not the play.
We danced to Greased Lightnin' instead and someone (Sharlene? Yvee?) came up with the idea to dance to the song on stage at the end of Dramafest '06.
Oh, such fun. (:

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I managed to squeeze into Mira's sis's skinny jeans!
Whoopdeloo~!

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Pre-play jitters.
Devaki got queasy and felt like puking.
Xinyi started to feel the sensations of butterflies in her stomach.
Calven? Well, Calven disappeared a lot of times before the play. Think he went to the toilet to puke. :P

About half an hour before we were due on stage, Mr G gave us tips.
Apparently, he even showed off some slick dance moves!
From the way they described his actions, I think they were most shocked and stunned.
Yep, who could ever imagine him dancing?
Hmmm, maybe I don't want to hear answers to that. (:

F***.
I can't believe I missed that one, can?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
(There's always handphones, people! If not hps, then someone can always just holler my name!)

OK, crap.
My mum's calling out for me already.
Gotta go and get some major clean-up done.
Will be back when my mum's not looking, HAHA!
Toodles~
:P

rendezvous - The Lusty Maidens

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 | 10:28 pm

The following scene is set in 10 years' time.

Farhana : Oh my God, is that you, Sharlene? You look absolutely delightful!

Sharlene : Farhana? Well, you're not looking too shabby yourself either!

F : Oh, cease all this formal shit. We once shared a dream of having a violent and gory end! We're the goth sistas!

S : Welcome back, bitch.

*Both women hug each other tightly*

S : So how's life treating you? Oh!
*laughs*
I trust you've recovered from that rare obsessivecompulsivelimogonitic disease that you contracted 10 years back? If you're not, you're one sad mofo.

F : *grins* Yeah, I'm good now. They had to put me on shock treatment though.
Anywayyyy woman, did I mention I'm attached?
*pronounces word with relish and shows off the bling on her finger*

S : You're married? How come I never received a card from you?

F : Yeah, well... He didn't want a lavish affair. What with paparazzi and reporters and all...

S : Hang on a sec. Don't tell me. You're married to a popular chap?

F : *screams* I AM!!!

S : *shrieks* OH MY GOD, GO EAT GRASS, YOU! ME TOO!

F : Oh the suspense is freaking gutting my throat!
Okay, okay.
Tell you what.
Let's whip out a picture of our respective men on the count of 3.

S : 1!

F : 2...

Both : 3!!!

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What???
This may be a work of fiction at the time of composition but I strongly agree with Walt Disney's words of wisdom.

"If you can dream it, you can do it!"

You go, Disney!

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By the way, I'm supposed to be Mrs Brendon Urie.
And Shar's Mrs Ian Watkins.

A girl can dream, oh-kay? (:

yes, i must be on crack

Monday, October 16, 2006 | 3:04 am

The short hiatus has seen me frantically loading all the Goong/Princess Hours episodes with English subtitles that I can get my cursor on, on YouTube.

This teeny bit of information isn't of paramount importance (come to think of it, nothing on this blog ever is), but it may help in explaining red, teary eyes, a wistful expression on my countenance and a general state of dazedness the next time you see me. (:

Oh, right! To snap me out of my reverie, just say "Kim Jeung Hoon" out loud. You can try shouting any other attractive man's name, but I assure you for best results, stick to "Kim Jeung Hoon". It works all the time since the drama aired last Monday.

PS. His name would work too, but you need only whisper. I swear I will impale, then decapitate you should you shout his name for all (especially him) to hear.

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Shopping is hard work.
Laborious, even.
But always fun.

So.
Mum wanted to get a handbag for Hari Raya and I promised to pay for the handbag of her choice so we went to Seiyu because there was a sale (DUH).

In the MRT on the way there, I sat beside a man who was very hygienically-inclined. So fastidious was he with his personal hygiene that he took great pains to ensure that his nostrils were spick and span.

Yep, he digged them.

After he felt a little nugget stuck in his fingernail, he proceeded to inspect it and then...

He flicked it.
To my side.

I curse my ill fortune to be sitting beside a Neandertal being.

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Aftermath of shopping trip
1 Topshop skinny polo T for myself (:
1 halter-neck dress for Keeks!
1 Elle Poupon spaghetti strap top for Keeks!
1 Elle Poupon skirt for Keeks!
(Elle has fantastic clothes for toddlers so if you have a toddler sis/bro/child, go check out their outfits)

And nope, we didn't get a handbag for my Mum in the end. The handbag that she set her sights on was ridiculously priced. Haiya.

All set for Takashimaya then.
And Kinokuniya, woohoo!
(Can anyone recommend me a good book? Preferably medieval literature, thanks!)
I'm such a sucker for tales set in medieval times, esp. medieval romance.

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"You are always making her cry. But I, I desire to elicit a smile upon her face."

It's not possible to remain steady and not to sniffle then cry helplessly while nodding my head in agreement with the character's words when he declares something like that.

bit by the bug

Thursday, October 12, 2006 | 1:00 am

Hello.
I'm Farhana
And I'm addicted to Korean dramas as of late.

It's a worrying development
Especially when I'm falling for pretty boys
Usually,
I DON'T DO PRETTY

Oh heck it

KIM JEONG-HOON! ((((((((:
(is that how you spell it?)

Yes, you can breathe easy, my dear classmates and friends.
So cease your incessant teasings, you biatches and jerks! :P

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UPDATE
06A03's gonna do a play - An adaptation of the hit musical 'Grease'.
No more Shakespeare, wowee.
No more politically-correct faerytales.

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Oh no.
Ohhhhh NO.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Is it shallow of me if this is why I watch TV?

Just a lil more, just a lil more.
I'll get back to work soon enough, I'm sure!

PS. I love his pullovers! Reminds me of skinny sweaters. (:

drill

Sunday, October 08, 2006 | 9:09 pm

Here you go.

The following is the product of my underworked brain and is done under an obligation to Shimah.

Q: SINGLE, TAKEN, CRUSHING?

I've taken to the fact that I'm single but foolishly crushing over a most fascinating person (:

Q: ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE NOW?

Every day above the earth is a cause for joy, plus, promos are over so YES!

Q: WHEN YOU MEET THE RIGHT PERSON, DO YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM/HER FAST?

I deliberate over all matters. I write my essays the slowest in exams, I purchase something only after hours of window-shopping, so I suppose not.

Q: HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?

Not romantically.

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE CIRCUMSTANCES WHERE CHEATING LOVE IS ACCEPTABLE?

Man, you can cheat almost about everything nowadays, save Death. I reckon you can cheat love too. Then again, I have no idea what you're trying to ask me. What is meant by cheating love?

Q: HAVE YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE WITH ANOTHER BEFORE?

Yeah, but it was more about co-habitation and (in)fidelity and the sort.

Q: WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER ADOPTION?

Yeah. I would like to adopt the surname of Rhys-Meyers.

Q: IF SOMEONE LIKES YOU RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST WAY TO LET YOU KNOW HIS/HER FEELINGS?

It's the wordplay, baby. Speak well, and you shall receive (my uttermost adoration)!
For instance, deliver lines like "I am the yearning that resides in a woman's heart. I am the love that you want." with sincerity and utmost conviction. I swoon.
Or you can speak crap with a sexy Irish accent. That works well too. (:

Oh, but if you're very aesthetically-inclined, then you probably got me already. (;

Like this man here. I swoon.

Q: DO YOU ENJOY GETTING INTO A RELATIONSHIP?

What kind of relationship? Friendship? Cousinship? Boyfriend-girlfriendship? Marriedship? Be explicit! Haha but really, if your'e talking about BGR, I can't give you an affirmative answer. I've never gone through that kind of relationship.

Q: BE HONEST, WHAT IS THE FURTHEST THING YOU AND YOUR EX DID?

Non-applicable.

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

Ugh cliche! If it's at first sight, it wouldn't be called love now, would it?

Q: ARE YOU ROMANTIC?

Well, I have a sense of adventure and my imagination knows no bounds, so I guess I am Romantic (:

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN CHANGE SOMEONE?

I already have.

Q: IF YOU WOULD GET MARRIED SOMEWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

That's a toughie but I do know where I don't want to get married - Void decks!

Q: DO YOU GIVE IN EASILY WHEN YOU ARE FIGHTING?

Nope.

Q: DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?

Sigh. Technically, I would have feeelings for everyone now, wouldn't I? I'm irritated with my sisters, I admire my older cousin who has a great job and happening social life, I love my mum to bits and I am smitten with a most intriguing individual. Does that answer the question?

Q: HAVE YOU BROKEN A HEART?

Geez, what an asinine question. How the hell should I know if I've broken someone's heart? It's not as it people come up to me and say, "You've broken my heart and I'm gonna mope over it and during that period of moping, I'll be suddenly struck by a brilliant inspiration for a song that I will write about you and it will be titled 'Bawl me an ocean'. Go, be happy with your life."
Please lah, people.

Q: IF 1 DAY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON YOU ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH, WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Oh please, that will never happen. My best friend's a straight, hot-blooded male, he'll never go for my man! To add to that, on the assumption that I'm with the person I'm in love with and not just a one-sided affair, my partner has to reciprocate my best friend's feelings for anything to happen, right?

So I won't do anything lah. I will trust whoever my partner will be and my best friend especially.

On a sidenote, if my best friend still wants to have my partner, boleh perasan sorang-sorang sudah.

Q: ARE YOU MISSING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?

Yeah, though I highly doubt if he'll ever come back. I think he's dead. Really.

Q: NOW YOU HAVE TO ASK 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO DO THIS SURVEY IN THEIR BLOGS.

1. Dopey (though I highly doubt he'll do this 'cause he's probably high on crack)
2. Sleepy (that bugger's probably still sleeping)
3. Grumpy (on second thought, nah...)
4. Happy (he doesn't have a blog though)
5. Doc (I think he's busy working on his thesis on 'The Discrimination Against Vertically-Challenged Men)

HOOKAH

Thursday, October 05, 2006 | 10:32 pm

I thought Lit paper was pretty good but Section A was a bitch though.

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Sheesha was good but...
I'm a lil ashamed to admit this - I coughed after the 5th puff.
And stopped after the 7th.

YVEE your warnings kept playing on loop, dammit.
BUT I'M STILL GAME FOR MORE!!!
PS. Will show/upload pics of me and Devaki smoking sheesha.
Wish you were there though.
PPS. Waiter was sweeeeeeet. (:

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What a way to end the promos. XD

ingenue

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 | 2:53 am

Ramadhan has always been a special month for me. It always held this intangible, magical feeling for me somehow, though it's the month where my sanity is put the test. I can't eat, I can't drink (no biggie, actually), I can't lie (heh), I can't cuss... the list goes on.

As a kid, I used to wonder - Is that black figure just a shadow or is there a more complex reason behind its presence? Ghosts?

My particular fear was the Pontianak. Oh, and the evil killer clown with the razor-sharp teeth too, but ang moh hantus can't make their way to tropical Singapore. Or can they? *cue evil music*

The fasting month took care of my fears. My parents never failed to remind me that in this special month, the spirits, the monsters and what-nots of the otherworld are chained and locked up, so during the month of Ramadhan, I can sleep without worries!

This year's , however, lacks something, I can't quite put my finger on it. I don't look forward to iftar (breaking of fast) anymore, I find the mass-Iftar with my relatives ho-hum, there's no special feeling of optimism when I watch the breaking of dawn after sahur(pre-dawn meal) when I can't get back to sleep, nothing seems right.

In fact, the month feels pretty screwed-up. Personally, I think it's the promos that's causing all this, what with the little voice in my head shrieking - "You're doomed, you're DOOMED! RETENTION! Hahahahahahahah!"

Also, the realisation that even without the monsters that are invisible to the naked eye, there are plain, human monsters for all to see, like that Indonesian maid who swung and flung her 3 year old charge. Now, that's worse than spooky ghosties, isn't it? So the maid is locked up now, but what about other criminals who are still at large?

This revelation is kinda crushing, I feel like a kid who just found out Santa's really his old, tubby dad (No wonder I didn't get that new DOOM XBOX game! Dad said it was inapt for my age, hmph!)

Perhaps the coming weeks will be better yet.

Now, for some hardcore Econs mugging.

PS. PODUCT! :P

Mugesis

Monday, October 02, 2006 | 11:23 pm

And the Lord said unto the children of the screwed-up education system:-

"Thou shalt mug until thou reachest the Promised Break"

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Geog-ing has much benefits.
It gives you a headache when done right.
And did you know that a headache actually leads to increased sexual desires?
Or something of that sort, I can't remember.
Head's too full of rocks and water now.

indeepshit

| 3:10 am

So... Cramming my head with utterly useless notes on rocks, the hydrologicalcycle and what-nots has made me dizzy. Dizzy for nothing! I can't remember a single shit about them now, come to think of it. There must be something wrong with my studying style, it's cramping my style!

Argh lame. See, I've even lost my charming wit, dammit.

Ooh now I'm seriously scared. I'm left with only one day to get down and jiggy with real revision.

Oh no, this is so bad, I'm even blogging about studies!

Stop it, stop it, just CEASE!

Now that's a real fear.

Brrrrrrrr.

Far Out